We would not be true southern fried bitches if we did not properly welcome you to our blog with all the southern hospitality the we can muster. So pour yourself a glass of tea and sit down with us!

However, don't let our hospitable nature fool you. Like most southerners we are passionate, colorful, eccentric, and not afraid to tell it like it is.
You may ask why southern fried bitches? Well, let's break this down.

Southern: because we are three lovely Texas ladies.

Fried: because much like us all fried things are delicious and highly sought after at fairs and carnivals. (Side note: If you are having an ugly day and feeling down about your looks head on down to any local fair or carnival. You will be the belle of the ball!)

Bitches: This one is a bit more complicated. Why would three such lovely ladies use such a derogatory term to define ourselves? Well, we here at southern fried bitches have decided to embrace the word bitch. Bitch is often defined as the following:

• a female dog: Who wouldn't want to be a majestic female canine? She feeds, protects, nurtures her puppies until they are strong healthy dogs that go out into the world and sniff out drugs, find mising children, and help blind people. And heaven knows, we (well, two of us) love our dogs. Woof, Woof!
• a lewd woman: What would life be with a little lewdness?
• a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, esp. a woman: Find us a woman who has not had a moment in her life when she felt her own behavior was malicious, unpleasant, or selfish and we will find you a unicorn that poops diamonds. Recognizing that none of us are perfect is what creates strong bonds and allows us to be truthful and honest with each other. It's why we can have frank and open converstations with our best friends and still love each other. We will take that any day over the "let's take this outside" method of most men.
• anything difficult or unpleasant: Overcoming difficult and unpleasant obstacles is the female speciality. Childbirth being the ulitmate example.
• to complain; gripe: Everyone needs to gripe now and then! If we never gripe how would we discover all the struggles we share and devise ways to overcome them?
• anything memorable, esp. something exceptionally good: Why thank you! We resemble that remark.
  

So now you can own the word bitch! When people call you bitch you can think of it as a compliment and know that you have many, many sisters in arms. Three of whom (of the southern fried variety) are right here whenever you need us!

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