Thursday, April 1, 2010
The only thing I need today is a smile.

This video always makes me laugh. Even on a day that beats you into an oblivion. Beaten, tired and homeless, that's me. Needless to say I went back to Target today.

Do you think there is therapy for that?

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Targeted
Miss Me? It's still crazy around here, and I'm still homeless.

OK, now that your updated lets talk about weaknesses. I have several but we're going to focus on just one today. It's a special place. I love it. My kids love it. My mom loves it. If you know what's good for you, you'll love it too.

Oh, Target, you are a money sucking whore. I cherish you.

I'm telling you the longer it takes us to sort out all this lending business and move into the new house, the more money Target is going to make. In fact I'm beginning to think that this hassle is Target's sneaky master plan to suck me into a big, huge vortex of debt.

Mmm, Sigh. It's going to be such a pretty little vortex when I'm done with it.

Just in the last week alone I have bought:
3 Bedding sets
6 Curtains
4 Towels
1 Shower Curtain
2 Bath Mats
2 Trash Cans
3 Curtain Rods
11 Bins (I'm still looking for one more that matches)
1 Lamp
2 Pillows
3 Bathroom Accessories (soap dish, cup, toothbrush holder)
2 Shirts
and
2 Headbands

Oh, Target, It's a sad sweet sickness. I'll see you tomorrow.

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